Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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