Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Randomize
