So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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