I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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