He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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