god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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