fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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