Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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