People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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