Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Did you pee in the oven last night??
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize