He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
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I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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