At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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