so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
Randomize
