new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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