what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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