In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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