how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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