Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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