tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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