Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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