Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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