girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Randomize
