The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
Randomize
