He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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