when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Randomize
