Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
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