when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
try to milk me bitch
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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