Can i not drive my cunt home
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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