I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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