Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Randomize
