maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
We were destined to go to rehab together
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize