he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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