New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
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