Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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