Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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