I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Your tits are I can't wait for
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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