YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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