If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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