Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
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