from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
lol hangovers are for mortals.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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