I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
