i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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