Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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