we're blogging at a bar
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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