The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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