he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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