i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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