The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Randomize
