No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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