She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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