shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Randomize
