She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
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