I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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