: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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