How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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