i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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